You've heard of MILFs, but what about GILFs?

A GILF, better known as a Steel Magnolia, is the dream girlfriend you didn't even know existed.

Got a new rash? Your older lady will have an ointment for that.

Every retiree's medicine cabinet is like a mini CVS.

Want to re-watch all 5 seasons of The Wire?

Old people love to sit down and watch things.

Have a problem staying faithful?

Older women are OK if you cheat on them. It's just planning for the future.

Are you kind of stupid?

You know who has a hard time determining someone's intelligence? Old people.