Brad Schittz
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Story of Brad Schittz
Brad Pitt's Cousin Is Just An Ugly Dude Looking For Love.
Brad Pitt starred in the movie Fight Club while Brad Schittz was a member of his school’s Kite Club.
They liked to joke that they were “always getting high”.
Brad contacted Tinder because he’s never gotten a single match.
Brad only had one girlfriend. She was blind.
Once she used her hands to feel his face, it was all over.
Growing up, Brad’s school used to list him as "Not Pictured" in the yearbook.
The faculty thought it was for the best.
Brad Schittz was told he looked like an ugly Beetlejuice by a municipal bus driver.
That insult hit hard because Beetlejuice is known for being ugly. He could have just said Beetlejuice.
Brad Pitt's Cousin Is Just An Ugly Dude Looking For Love.
Brad Pitt starred in the movie Fight Club while Brad Schittz was a member of his school’s Kite Club.
They liked to joke that they were “always getting high”.
Brad contacted Tinder because he’s never gotten a single match.
Brad only had one girlfriend. She was blind.
Once she used her hands to feel his face, it was all over.
Growing up, Brad’s school used to list him as "Not Pictured" in the yearbook.
The faculty thought it was for the best.
Brad Schittz was told he looked like an ugly Beetlejuice by a municipal bus driver.
That insult hit hard because Beetlejuice is known for being ugly. He could have just said Beetlejuice.
Brad Pitt's Cousin Is Just An Ugly Dude Looking For Love.
Brad Pitt starred in the movie Fight Club while Brad Schittz was a member of his school’s Kite Club.
They liked to joke that they were “always getting high”.
Brad contacted Tinder because he’s never gotten a single match.
Brad only had one girlfriend. She was blind.
Once she used her hands to feel his face, it was all over.
Growing up, Brad’s school used to list him as "Not Pictured" in the yearbook.
The faculty thought it was for the best.
Brad Schittz was told he looked like an ugly Beetlejuice by a municipal bus driver.
That insult hit hard because Beetlejuice is known for being ugly. He could have just said Beetlejuice.