John D. Cochsmellars

Story of John D. Cochsmellars

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He's A Blind Chicken Magnate Who Operates His Farm On Smell Alone

John regularly smells his cocks to ensure they're healthy.

He also smells his hens, but it's less fun.

Cocksmellar likes to brag that he can actually smell when a chicken has laid an egg.

Luckily for John, his chickens lay eggs everyday, so there’s a decent chance an egg is waiting for him when he goes looking.

Cocksmellar wants to sell chicken fertilizer to fellow farmers, but he couldn’t find enough buyers for his patented "Cock-crap".

He also mixed in his own feces so that might be part of the issue as well.

He's A Blind Chicken Magnate Who Operates His Farm On Smell Alone

John regularly smells his cocks to ensure they're healthy.

He also smells his hens, but it's less fun.

Cocksmellar likes to brag that he can actually smell when a chicken has laid an egg.

Luckily for John, his chickens lay eggs everyday, so there’s a decent chance an egg is waiting for him when he goes looking.

Cocksmellar wants to sell chicken fertilizer to fellow farmers, but he couldn’t find enough buyers for his patented "Cock-crap".

He also mixed in his own feces so that might be part of the issue as well.

He's A Blind Chicken Magnate Who Operates His Farm On Smell Alone

John regularly smells his cocks to ensure they're healthy.

He also smells his hens, but it's less fun.

Cocksmellar likes to brag that he can actually smell when a chicken has laid an egg.

Luckily for John, his chickens lay eggs everyday, so there’s a decent chance an egg is waiting for him when he goes looking.

Cocksmellar wants to sell chicken fertilizer to fellow farmers, but he couldn’t find enough buyers for his patented "Cock-crap".

He also mixed in his own feces so that might be part of the issue as well.