Mitch is scared of lightening and jumps in my bed whenever there’s a thunderstorm.

I really wish he’d stop.

As a birthday present, Mitch drew a mural of the “The Big Hurt” riding an elephant on my bedroom wall.

He even took to time to sketch out Frank Thomas’ genitals.

Mitch shaves his back but only up top and on bottom.

He says girls love the “pig in the blanket” look.