Mr. Fartknocker doesn't like it when other faculty shorten his name to "Mr. F".

Farknocker made headlines in the school paper when he cut the ribbon for the new gymnasium.

Fartknocker once witnessed two students bang on the football field.

It was a lot of paperwork and some tough phone cals, but that's the job.

Fartknocker wears black sneakers because he believes no one can tell they are not dress shoes.

Unfortunately for Art, you can easily tell since the shoes make him look like a manager at a Taco Bell.