One time, when Coach walked into the teacher's lounge, the math teacher joked that it was for "teachers only."

Coach stole his car plates and reported a suspicious vehicle to the cops.

When I asked Coach where he graduated from college, he told me to run a lap.

A kid once told Coach that gym teachers were guys that wanted to be cops, but weren't mentally tough enough.

Coach had to take a personal day after that exchange cuz that one cut deep.